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The Wizard's Ball [Feb. 18th, 2005|08:08 pm]
Sam Vimes
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That illustrious event at Unseen University was truly an eye-opener for a lad like me. There were some colorful characters, like that woman who the Archchancellor calls a witch, who had a raven flying with her. When I got back to the precinct, I recieved a very disturbing letter, written in miniscule handwriting. Of course, my old eyes aren't what they used to be, so I put Corporal Carrot to work. Apparently it's a series of squeaks. I didn't know that Corporal Carrot had friends who speak rat, but he took it off immediately for translation by a fluent speaker of rat tongue. *I can't believe I am saying this* Apparently the rat fellow I couldn't see was dancing with the witch, and has asked me in most gentlemanly terms to find his missing bird. Apparently the bird is also fluent in rat, and acts as his translator. Where in the world am I supposed to find that raven? And after that, how am I supposed to get in contact with Mr. D.O. Rats? *holds head in hands* A good old night on the beat. Just give me a night of cutthroats, petty theft, and assination investigations. Why, oh why me?

[User Picture]From: onestrictwitch
2005-02-24 12:16 pm (UTC)
Leave this one up to me, Mr. Vimes.
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[User Picture]From: 4ahardboiledegg
2005-02-25 11:18 am (UTC)
My thanks, Madam.
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