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Slippery Blighter [Apr. 18th, 2005|07:53 am]
Sam Vimes
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It has been presented by a...er...talking raven that the dragon has been taken by a small skeletal mouse that I can't see so he obviously doesn't exist. *looks exasperated* What kind of lead is that? If I can't see the cheeky little thing, how am I to catch him? I can't cut my losses, all of Ankh-Morpork is awaiting the capture of the fiendish dragon menace. What they don't know is that it's Barthello Bagworth the fifteenth, Sybil's youngest dragon. He wouldn't harm a fly. Er, at least I think not. I just want to go home and go to bed.
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[User Picture]From: onestrictwitch
2005-04-19 05:32 am (UTC)
Bed is a fine place to be for a man of your bearing.
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[User Picture]From: cordial_flask
2005-04-19 05:32 am (UTC)
Esme's flirtin'!
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[User Picture]From: onestrictwitch
2005-04-19 05:33 am (UTC)
Shut up, Ogg.
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[User Picture]From: curry_murderer
2005-04-19 05:34 am (UTC)
IS THIS TRUE, MISTRESS WEATHERWAX?
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[User Picture]From: onestrictwitch
2005-04-19 05:34 am (UTC)
I'll thank you to stay out of this.
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[User Picture]From: 4ahardboiledegg
2005-04-19 08:37 am (UTC)
I'll have you both know that I am happily married. I'm going to bed, this is too much for me.
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